How It Works
Send a Chicken
1. Get the address of someone you want to receive a rubber chicken butt in the mail.
2. I'll write a message and address on the chicken real neatly, goosebumps and all.
3. For the time being, due to postal delays, I'm putting the chicken in a clear envelope so that delivery takes 3-10 days (vs. 5-30 days without an envelope).
500 Eggcellent Chicken Puns
Buy the E-Book for $5
"500 Eggcellent Chicken Puns" will feature, well, need we eggsplain ourselves?
It's been too much fun writing "Cluck Norris" and "Amelia Egghart" on the chickens to not share the shenan-egg-ans.
Update May 2020: Now you can get the paperback version here (Amazon link), or the e-book below!