How It Works
1. Get the address of someone who you want to find a rubber chicken butt in the mail.
2. I will write a punny name, like Eggleanor Roostevelt or Kanye Nest, on the chicken real neatly, goosebumps and all.
3. Messages can be written publicly on a Basic Carrier Chicken, or printed and tucked privately in the body of a Deluxe Carrier Chicken.
4. I'll mummify the chicken with a tracking number and shipping label and fly it to your recipient. I may have to apply mailing tape to ensure the labels stay on.
PLEASE NOTE: Because the chickens fly without packaging, they may arrive with some residual tape marks.
