Carrier Chicken

(Yes, we are temporarily back! - June 2022)

1. Get the address of someone you want to receive a rubber chicken butt in the mail.

2. I'll write a message and address on the chicken real neatly, goosebumps and all.

3. For the time being, due to postal delays, I'm putting the chicken in a clear envelope so that delivery takes 3-10 days (vs. 5-30 days without an envelope).

"500 Eggcellent Chicken Puns" will feature, well, need we eggsplain ourselves?

It's been too much fun writing "Cluck Norris" and "Amelia Egghart" on the chickens to not share the shenan-egg-ans.

Update May 2020: Now you can get the paperback version here (Amazon link), or the e-book below!