How It Works
1. Get the address of someone who you want to find a rubber chicken butt in the mail.
2. I will write a punny name, like Eggleanor Roostevelt or Kanye Nest, on the chicken real neatly, goosebumps and all.
3. Messages can be written publicly on a Basic Carrier Chicken, or printed and tucked privately in the body of a Deluxe Carrier Chicken.
4. I'll mummify the chicken with a tracking number and shipping label and fly it to your recipient. I may have to apply mailing tape to ensure the labels stay on.
PLEASE NOTE:
Due to how USPS processes packages, chickens sent to the same address or neighborhood may arrive on different days.
Also, due to COVID-related disruptions, deliveries may arrive any time between 3 to 15 (on average 5-8) days after shipment.
Finally, I always ship out the chickens out the next business day after receiving your order, but sometimes it's not reflected on your tracking label because my local post office doesn't always do an origin scan. Your tracking label may only be updated after the chicken arrives in the destination city, but rest assured, I did mail it out.
Pre-Order "500 Chicken Puns"
Coming soon on August 1, 2020, "500 Eggcellent Chicken Puns" will feature, well, need we eggsplain ourselves?
We're offering the e-book at a special $5 price to the first 100 pre-orders in eggschange for feedback on which puns are eggcepptable!
