How It Works
1. Get the address of someone you want to receive a rubber chicken butt in the mail.
2. I'll write a message and address on the chicken real neatly, goosebumps and all.
3. For the time being, due to postal delays, I'm putting the chicken in a clear envelope so that delivery takes 3-10 days (vs. 5-30 days without an envelope).
500 Eggcellent Chicken Puns
Available starting on August 1, 2020, "500 Eggcellent Chicken Puns" will feature, well, need we eggsplain ourselves?
We're offering the e-book at a special $5 price to the first 100 orders in eggschange for feedback on which puns are eggcepptable!