How It Works
1. Get the address of someone who you want to find a rubber chicken butt in the mail.
2. I'll calligraph the address and a punny chicken name real neatly on the chicken, goosebumps and all.
3. I'll go to USPS, mummify the chicken with a tracking number and shipping label, and fly it to your recipient.
P.S.: If you want to write a message, choose the Deluxe Message Chicken. I'll stick the letter inside the chicken.