How It Works
1. Get the address of someone you want to receive a rubber chicken butt in the mail.
2. I'll write a message and address on the chicken real neatly, goosebumps and all.
3. For the time being, due to postal delays, I'll put the chicken in a clear envelope so that it's easier to scan and process--chickens in a clear envelope take 3-10 days to be delivered, vs. 5-30 days without.
Due to how USPS processes packages, chickens sent to the same address or neighborhood may arrive on different days.
Finally, I always ship out the chickens out the next business day after receiving your order, but sometimes it's not reflected on your tracking label because my local post office doesn't always do an origin scan. Your tracking label may only be updated after the chicken arrives in the destination city, but rest assured, I did mail it out.
500 Eggcellent Chicken Puns
Available starting on August 1, 2020, "500 Eggcellent Chicken Puns" will feature, well, need we eggsplain ourselves?
We're offering the e-book at a special $5 price to the first 100 orders in eggschange for feedback on which puns are eggcepptable!